skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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my blog is great but have u seen my ass

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leather jacket
officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.


This is a sneaking mission.

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

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  • partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me:okay
  • me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me:no
  • partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me:no
  • partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

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coolvvhip:

I got my ͡° on you

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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